Can a book-loving girl make peace with Peter Jackson’s bloated script? A clue to the answer is contained in this question…
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Ever since Peter Jackson filmed JRR Tolkein’s trilogy The Lord of the Rings, he has amassed much fame and fortune, in large part from my family alone. We are big fans, and by we I mostly mean my children. It seems at least once a year, we have to have some kind of LOTR marathon, sometimes with extra snacks (second breakfast, teatime, dinner AND supper, etc) depending on how generous I feel and also on if the marathon takes place in the middle of the night, as it so often does. I have learned to sleep through protracted battles.
So, last Christmas break I took my LOTR-obsessed kids to see the last of the Hobbit movies, The Battle of the Five Armies. Abel in particular loves the Hobbit, book, movies, and all, but all 3 of my kids are big fans. We had spent the previous 2 evenings watching parts 1 and 2 at home, so I have to say part 3 was about what I expected it to be.
Let’s start with the positive. I’d like to say my mother always told me to say nice things, but by the time I came along, my brothers had gotten her to the point where I think she’d given up. Still, it’s good to say nice things.
(Warning: I’m writing this review assuming that you, like most people, are familiar with the books and movies already. If you’re not, you may find it a bit confusing)
First of all, the casting. Almost all the actors in the Hobbit movies are excellent. I may protest that Legolas and Tauriel exist at all (neither are in the book), but I have no fault with the people playing them. Martin Freeman does a superlative job–he is so perfect as Bilbo that I can’t imagine anyone else in the part. Richard Armitage makes an excellent Thorin, including his descent into greed and madness. Honestly if I was Tauriel, I would be attracted to those smouldering eyes, instead of to Orlando Bloom’s Legolas, who of course seems older in the Hobbit movies than he does in the LOTR trilogy. And I have no objection to making the dwarves a bit sexier, because in the LOTR, Gimli often provides comic relief and is portrayed as sort of bumbling, which he really wasn’t in the books.
Second, the sound track. If you have to have a kid obsessed with a soundtrack, it’s nice to have it be a melodic, haunting, vaguely Celtic one. The music is gorgeous, even on the 50th time through today. For all you mums of preschoolers out there who are still stuck listening to “Let it Go” for the millionth, trillionth time, sorry.
As for the rest, well. Jackson has continued to spend the goodwill he gained from his films of the original trilogy, bloating the plot with pointless additions and meaningless fan-fiction of his own imagination. Sorry, Peter, but you’re no JRR. The film is bloated with CGI and the battle (made-up) between Thorin and the White Orc Azog on the ice is dragged out to painful levels.
But I’m not the intended audience. Jackson did not think, “I’ll make a film for middle-aged book lovers.” The fact that my teens like the film, even while clearly seeing its faults, says a lot. The book may always be better, but the film has something to offer too.
AND, you can win a free copy of the Blu-Ray version, assuming that you live in the US or Canada! Special Features on the Blu-Ray combo pack include:
• New Zealand: Home of Middle-earth Part 3
• Recruiting the Five Armies
• Completing Middle-earth: A Six-Part Saga
• Completing Middle-earth: A Seventeen-Year Journey
• The Last Goodbye: Behind the Scenes
• Music Video
I’m including a behind-the-scenes montage, because my kids want to see it. And also because when I watch it, it sucks me right in and I want to watch the films again, faults and all.
Enter to win
Lawyer stuff: Each household is only eligible to win One (1) Blu-ray The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies via blog reviews and giveaways. Only one entrant per mailing address per giveaway. If you have won the same prize on another blog, you will not be eligible to win it again. Winner is subject to eligibility verification.
Bernie W says
My nephew wants to watch this movie. Thanks for the giveaway. I hope that I win.
Linda Howard says
OUR GRANDCHILDREN would love to watch this movie. Thanks for the chance to win it for them!
My son & I love the Hobbit series!
Linda Kish says
My son, his wife and I would all like to see this movie.
My grandson has been waiting, not so patiently, for this movie.
Margot C says
I would watch this with my husband
Karen Glatt says
I do! I am a huge fan of all the Hobbit movies! They are incredible!
Cathi Updike says
My kids love these movies and books. They always point out the differences between the books and the movies. They know the story so well!
My son wants to watch this
Loved it in theaters, would love to watch again.
My son wants to watch this! Thanks!
Holly F says
I do! My husband does too but mostly me. And when our kids get a little older I’m sure they will too.
Beth C says
My grandson wants to watch it.
Stacy Renee says
My husband and I want to watch it! We are both big Tolkein fans!
kelly g says
My hubby wants to see it
liza vladyka says
my whole family would love to watch
My family would enjoy this together. thanks.
My boyfriend wants to see this.
Idaho Jill says
My husband has been watching these…and reading the hobbit to my daughter. He would love it!
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vickie couturier says
my older two grandsons would enjoy this
Stephan W. says
The whole family is into fantasy.
Our family would like to watch this.
Cindy Brooks says
My whole family wants to watch this. We missed it in the theater!
Angela Saver says
My hubby & I want to sww this movie!
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